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Remus was hit with the killing curse when he...
myharrypotterhcs: He was trying to protect Nymphadora from Bellatrix, his last words were ‘Nymphadora, watch out Bellatrix is behind you’ She would have survived but she didn’t turn around to protect herself, instead she let tears fall from her eyes as she used her last breath to say ‘Don’t call me Nymphadora’
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A Message from Bellatrix
poshtotties:
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new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
sex: blogging
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December 2011
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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Another Year , Another Slutty Icon
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My spoils
Coat from Barney’s :$170 half off Armani Jacket:$130 on sale Regrets: None
Dec 30th
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
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When you're asked to babysit small children...
Click here for more laughs!
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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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I want Taylor Lautner inside me
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I got asked on a date
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1612th:  guy from lmfao = 37 worst midlife crisis ever
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Unpopular Opinion
Hogwarts House mixing is fucking stupid, either pick one or GTFO :)
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straight girls: ugh all the hot guys are gay
gay guys: ugh all the hot guys are straight
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The only gay in here is his bodyguard
lautnerporn: lautnerkingdom: omg is that really his bodyguard? I’m dying right now lmaooo
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